Another day, another bagel
Jan. 14th, 2003 10:33 amDon't know how I'm feeling yet. Maybe I stayed out too late to feel any certain way today.
I just want to stare at my screen right now.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
I also haven't been able to shake this image out of my head, and I already tortured
battlehampster with this, so I'll get the rest of you? Why? Because I guess it's a sign of affection. (Yeah, that'll work as a good excuse.)
I was at my theme camp meeting last night and one of the guys there was cozying up to one of the females with whom he's had an on-again-off-again thing. And they were being all cute et al. Well, I'm sort of in a depressed haze, so I'm staring @ the walls, and the floor and in my line-of-site, I briefly see his crotch. He's wearing these plastic sweat pants that look a little tight on him and he's sporting major wood. Not Tight-jean lump or a kilt-tilt, but a full-on dick print. It was obvious. That was just a disturbing sight; the erect-penis-in--plastic-sweats look. I have no problem with erect penises. I've been around a few exposed erect penises, I've been around ejaculated penises, I've played with a few. It's just that look; he looks lie a rejected porn extra on the set ofBoogie Nights.
With all the dicks I've seen that is what gets imprinted in my head. Ick. Oh well. I am an equal opportunity employer though, I go ick at the sight of a bad case of Camel toe, too.
I just want to stare at my screen right now.
Stare.
Stare.
Stare.
I also haven't been able to shake this image out of my head, and I already tortured
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I was at my theme camp meeting last night and one of the guys there was cozying up to one of the females with whom he's had an on-again-off-again thing. And they were being all cute et al. Well, I'm sort of in a depressed haze, so I'm staring @ the walls, and the floor and in my line-of-site, I briefly see his crotch. He's wearing these plastic sweat pants that look a little tight on him and he's sporting major wood. Not Tight-jean lump or a kilt-tilt, but a full-on dick print. It was obvious. That was just a disturbing sight; the erect-penis-in--plastic-sweats look. I have no problem with erect penises. I've been around a few exposed erect penises, I've been around ejaculated penises, I've played with a few. It's just that look; he looks lie a rejected porn extra on the set ofBoogie Nights.
With all the dicks I've seen that is what gets imprinted in my head. Ick. Oh well. I am an equal opportunity employer though, I go ick at the sight of a bad case of Camel toe, too.