The Humor & the Vanity

So, I got my sunglasses in finally.

I'm quite happy with them, especially for the deal I found them for on "da eBay." Yet, it's funny how nature works; now that I have the sunglasses to protect my corneas from the blue sky of the last few weeks, it gets cloudy. I really didn't need to wear my sunglasses, but I wore them nevertheless. I still get somewhat giddy with new toys, so I'll wear them even if it may be inappropriate. I especially get excited with new sunglasses. I find them to be rather empowering for my self-esteem. You wouldn't understand unless you suffer from horrifically low self-esteem, like I do. They are a shield; a guard against any ill feelings that may come my way.

So, now, I can feel cool for at least 48 hours. Then, I'll go back to being the dumb dork that I am.

And now for the humor. lordbear fwd'd this, thought I'd share.

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a
pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."

The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I
reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the
Olympics."

The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He
was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa
Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the
horse's ass and a ten-gallon hat. Last year he became president of the
United States."

*Ba-da-ba-bum-boom-ching!*

I don't care what people think...

I'm glad to see this return. I enjoyed the diversity then, and with another chance to see Dave Navarro play, I'll be happy.