Nov. 7th, 2003

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1. What food do you like that most people hate?
Fish Eyes. My Abuelita and Mama got me into that. That and the occassional Slim Jim.
2. What food do you hate that most people love?
Mayonnaise. What's the fucking point? It's just this filler sauce that tastes like molded ass, IMO. Plus, it gets in the way of the natural flavor of the meats and veggies. I don' t want it! Ever! Bleach!
3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you?
Me, myself and I. (Hey, aren't we all famous in our own little worlds? Besides, my name has appeared in print and I have credit on a few obscure things here and there people can probably look up...I"m not even sure myself of everything I'm credited for.)
4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive?
From a physical standpoint? No one, honestly.
5. What popular trend baffles you?
Weekend lesbians. It's a common trend that just seems to be seeping more and more into the cultural mainstream these days (When the local news show girls kissing in their spring break footage, it's no longer taboo...when are we going to see 2 guys kiss on spring break?!?) To me, weekend lesbians consist of two women who normally have a rather bland, platonic relationship, all of a sudden start making out and grinding one another at a club or pub after throwing back a few drinks. They do this to either draw attention to themselves or becasue they're bending to peer pressure. The most common place one finds these entities is right in front of the women's bathroom door. (I saw [livejournal.com profile] vampirequeen bodycheck and throw against the wall these 2 lez-wannabes because they kept feeling each other up and wouldn't let her get into the bathroom..hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go by any means necessary. I wonder what would have happened if she had to go to the bathroom @ the Cherry Bar...;-) )
lemasquegris: (elvi_steech)
Sex aid causes bomb scare
lemasquegris: (bang_bang!)
Lemming'd Straight Outta [livejournal.com profile] kyronfive's ghetto!

Countdown until the Olson Twins go legal!

Quick! Somebody call Pedro Almodovar and Mickey Rourke! They can all do some indie/gangbang art flick for next years Sundance or something.
lemasquegris: (F04mY!)
This leather "whateverthefuckitsdefinitelynotakiltofanysort!!" is insult all us kilt and utilikilt wearers, especially knowing that the man can afford one.
lemasquegris: (eatit!)
Popped in on [livejournal.com profile] jwz's lj and found this:

Fish farting may not just be hot air

And like any good science rag, they provide your ears with some proof.

On another note: props to [livejournal.com profile] jwz for having one of the few up-to-code clubs in San Francisco.
lemasquegris: (fire prep)
If I was a David Bowie film character, I would be:

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