hmm, no foul play here

Bush's military records destroyed.

I know old microfilm is sensitive...but this....um...conspiracy faeries are going boing! boing!

evil

You are Mr. Teatime from Terry Pratchett's
"Hogfather".
You are a sociopathic assassin who would like to
kill every fairytale character, including the
Discworld equivalent of Santa Claus.
Strangely, nobody wants to be your friend.


Which Cool Evil Guy Are You?
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