F5 and some 'pouncing advice'

[lemasquegris]

First the F5:

1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space.
Roomy
2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer.
unimaginative, soul-raping
3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.
Cold, peaceful, dangerous
4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day.
Exhausting, introspective, melodic, moronic.
5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life.
happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

This pounce advice comes courtesy of Something Postive. I'd like this to happen to me, for once. Also, I wonder what would happen if the genders of the characters were swapped. Somehow, I don't think it would be as appreciated. *sigh*