Funny Ow ow OW!

This week, lyricagent, wurmfood, vampirequeen and myself went and saw Carlos Mencia. (thanks 4 the edit note, wurm) Homeboy was funny as fuck! My face, not just my jaw, hurts because I was laughing so hard.

Beaner comedy at its finest. Viva la raza, puto!

The opening act was dope, too, some comedian named Jason who really did pass for a vato Hobbit. The lap dance he gave the bachelorette was amusing. (You had to be there.)

Time to go to work, get some chcolate brown rice milk, do pilates, and listen to music loud.

Me worky froma homie todaya :)

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1. What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Perform live in some great looking theatre like the Greek Theatre, Red Rocks or the Acropolis (someone needs to make up for that piss poor Yanni performance.)
That or have penetrative sex in a convertible doing 90 m.p.h. on the PCH (Had the blow job, want the full deal.)

2. When someone asks your opinion about a new haircut/outfit/etc, are you always honest?
Yup. Good way to lose friends.

3. Have you ever found out something about a friend and then wished you hadn't? What happened?
Basically, I've found out a bunch of he said/she said stuff, and then watch it all come to a head at some point. You know the type: Person X is cheating on Y with scumbag Q, and so on.

4. If you could live in any fictional world (from a book/movie/game/etc.) which would it be and why?
Rogan Gosh. The hero always walks a fine line between the here and the super natrual. Out all the things I've ever read or seen, this has always left the best impression.

5. What's one talent/skill you don't have but always wanted?
I wan to play the piano well.