F5 and some 'pouncing advice'

[lemasquegris]

First the F5:

1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space.
Roomy
2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer.
unimaginative, soul-raping
3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.
Cold, peaceful, dangerous
4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day.
Exhausting, introspective, melodic, moronic.
5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life.
happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

This pounce advice comes courtesy of Something Postive. I'd like this to happen to me, for once. Also, I wonder what would happen if the genders of the characters were swapped. Somehow, I don't think it would be as appreciated. *sigh*

Comments

[divineseduction.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

LOL!

[ladyeuthanasia.livejournal.com]

Someone made a comic about me without my permission! LOL.

Re: LOL!

[lemasquegris]

You probably negotiated this with some Dom years ago and have forgotten about it.

Besides, "no less than 7 orgasms.."? I think the author forgot to add a "0" after the "7".

You said it yourself once:

"THIS IS FAO SCHWARZ AND I AM A VERY EXPENSIVE TOY, DAMMIT. PONY UP!"

I suppose this could be considered a form of payment. :-)

[strontium90.livejournal.com]

3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime.
Cold, peaceful, dangerous

Your favorite hobby is glacier climbing??!! Ballsy! :)

[lemasquegris]

Not as l337.

Skiing. But I mean real, cliff-jumping, mogul-thrashing, powder-bonking, skiing. The kind that might cause one to break their arms or legs or butt-bone. Not ski on the Easy Green lift with my skis in a big-V trying to hit on all the ski bunnies (like they would put out to a guy like me, anyway. I like snowboarder grrls, better sense of humor.)

[strontium90.livejournal.com]

I think I would kill myself trying to learn to snow ski, but since I used to skate quit a bit I would love to snowboard sometime. Trish has promised we're get up to the mountains here this winter for a little ski/boarding vacation. I am determined to learn to do something that involves going downhill very fast in cold weather while wearing ridiculously expensive clothes in this lifetime, dammit! :)

[lemasquegris]

Luckily, as a border, you don't need to wear $$$ clothing. Just buy some warm threadz at the local thrift shop and just roll!