lemasquegris | It takes a lot to scare me

This will do it.

ahem...

'Scuse my while I take a shot at the pig flying outside my window. I feel like bacon tonight.

OMG I don't know whether to fall over on the floor laughing or just shake my head.

Truthfully, they are quoting an article in "The Sun". It's most likey bullshit.

But, ohmygod, if it's not, i am SOOOOOO buying that album!!!!!!

More then frightening, just wrong. Sort of like hearing Cronenberg is going to produce the Pope's first gay porn.

That I might be interested in.