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It's was cold and windy SoMA evening,

when 3 lost souls, [livejournal.com profile] darthmike, [livejournal.com profile] redshrike, & [livejournal.com profile] djfanboy, wandered into a door @ the corner of 12th and market, and climbed 2.5 long stairs, and headed to the back of what is best described as a tech-sweatshop. It was a long, cold hallway, drafty, and full of whispers of ghosts past, lamenting of all the ills against humanity they had committed during their tenure in their mortal coils.

At the end of the hall, stood a long-haried, unattractive psuedo-troubador named [livejournal.com profile] lemasquegris, who cajoled these vocal talents to utter silly, unintelligent, abhorrent staments. As the cider, beer, and diet coke flowed (guess who had the coke), things got worse. I was a bad, bad man.

Here are the results.

Happy Thanksgiving Assholes, I love you all. :)

Date: 2006-11-22 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] digitalsidhe.livejournal.com
There is a serious limit to how much of this I can listen to at work, because they'll really wonder why I'm laughing so loud.

I think the most hilarious one for me so far is [livejournal.com profile] darthmike saying "That's not the way you f*** the turkey!", because I can just make out the stuff at the end of the asterisks (or the beep). It doesn't sound like "fuck".

It sounds like "fist".

Which actually makes much more sense, especially in the context of the Fiddler's Green Freaksgiving. "That's not the way you fist a turkey!" is a perfect exclamation to come from someone's mouth in the kitchen of HRA or C-Funk on Thanksgiving morning...

Date: 2006-11-22 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kimberley66.livejournal.com
Ah yes, I did hear about this last night. . . too damn funny.

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