Call centers gone mad
Apr. 3rd, 2008 07:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lemasquegrisI can only imagine the prompts for companies like this would sound like:
"I'm sorry, but all our agents are currently making out with each other, or in the middle of a shank fight, please hang on the line, and some one will be with you shortly. Please note, our agents are exposed to so much feces due to poor bathroom plumbing, the excess smells may cause some irrational understanding. Thank you for your patience."
"I'm sorry, but all our agents are currently making out with each other, or in the middle of a shank fight, please hang on the line, and some one will be with you shortly. Please note, our agents are exposed to so much feces due to poor bathroom plumbing, the excess smells may cause some irrational understanding. Thank you for your patience."
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Date: 2008-04-03 06:04 pm (UTC)Ummm...
Date: 2008-04-04 06:43 am (UTC)