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So, I saw a rat come down the stairs of the 2 floor flat where I live. I screamed like a (stereotype embedded in my since I was >5 and re-affirmed when [livejournal.com profile] chicafangs said I screamed like a) girl

My mind went like this:

1. Hey, a rat
2. It's 8" big from nose to ass, not including the tail.
3. It's from "da outside"
4. Hey, it might bite me.
5. Hey, I might need shots.
6. Hey, I'm barefoot.
7. Hey I don't want a series of shots.
8. ^&*%*Y$#$^#&*$@!!!!!
9. <$SCREAM setting ="+10">

What's better? Sticky paper trap, or the old-skool neck-breaker? Frankly, I think neither is humane, but just seems crueler to put the rat on sticky paper than to just kill it outright by having its neck snapped. And I don't want to leave out poisoned food.

Whee.

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